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01 January 2010

Buon 2010. E ...

per benvenuto nel nuovo anno, due pezzi facili.

1) Una satira che non sembra tale (un commento: God, I read 3 paragraphs before I realized it was a parody.):

In the wake of the attempted Christmas Day bombing of Northwest Airlines flight 253, President Obama, in a news conference from the Pacific White House in Hawaii, on Monday cautioned Americans to avoid "lashing out against folks in puffy underpants."

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, 23, the son of a wealthy Nigerian banker, faces charges of attempting to destroy an airliner by detonating a high explosive sewn into what the FBI described as "boxers or briefs ... but clearly not adult incontinence undergarments."

"Our future as a nation depends on how we react to this incident," the president said. "If we start profiling people based on the mere appearance of their slacks, a lot of incontinent adults as well as infants and toddlers will be swept up in the discriminatory backlash. Civil rights and social justice must take precedence over our parochial concerns about fire, explosions, crashes and the potential of physical harm resulting from such events."

Standing side by side with the chairman of the Council of Adult Incontinence Relations, Obama noted that some of his own relatives had worn absorbent underwear, and "none of them ever attempted to down a jet."


2) Una non-satira che e' seria contestant per il più grottesco pezzo di paragiornalismo leftista delusional della decade 0x. Bill Whittle, Scott Ott, e Steve Green lo demoliscono allegramente qui.

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