Anarchists for big government
That’s your “American Autumn”: an America that constrains the next Steve Jobs but bigs up Van Jones. [...] the zombie youth of the Big Sloth movement are a paradox too ludicrous even for the malign alumni of a desultory half-decade of Complacency Studies: They’re anarchists for Big Government. Do it for the children, the Democrats like to say. They’re the children we did it for, and, if this is the best they can do, they’re done for.